Oh, for heaven’s sake – of course there’s more to come out as to why Sarah Palin, aka Governor Platitude Pants (thank you Montana Jack), announced her decision to resign today.
Just for laffs, and nothing to do with Lizzie, consider these possibilities:
10. Was in the room when Michael Jackson died.
9. Knocked up by Gov. Sanford at a Yankee’s game.
8. Bitch slapped five staffers who’ve had enough.
7. Planning to leave Todd and move to Argentina with Ann Coulter.
6. Writing a book and doing lecture circuit more lucrative than milking Alaskans.
5. Neighbor built huge house blocking view of Russia.
4. Anderson Cooper expose’ that Trig is really Michael Jackson’s child.
3. Surgeon soon to reveal she’s transgendered.
2. Signed up for new reality series: “I’m a Governor, Get Me Out of Here.”
And the Number 1 reason Sarah Palin resigned:
1. TMZ soon to publish photo of her giving head to a bull moose.