Top Ten Reasons Sarah Palin Resigned

03 Jul

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Oh, for heaven’s sake – of course there’s more to come out as to why Sarah Palin, aka Governor Platitude Pants (thank you Montana Jack), announced her decision to resign today.

Just for laffs, and nothing to do with Lizzie, consider these possibilities:

(drum roll)

10.  Was in the room when Michael Jackson died.

9.    Knocked up by Gov. Sanford at a Yankee’s game.

8.    Bitch slapped five staffers who’ve had enough.

7.    Planning to leave Todd and move to Argentina with Ann Coulter.

6.   Writing a book and doing lecture circuit more lucrative than milking Alaskans.

5.   Neighbor built huge house blocking view of Russia.

4.   Anderson Cooper expose’ that Trig is really Michael Jackson’s child.

3.   Surgeon soon to reveal she’s transgendered.

2.   Signed up for new reality series: “I’m a Governor, Get Me Out of Here.”

And the Number 1 reason Sarah Palin resigned:

1.   TMZ soon to publish photo of her giving head to a bull moose.


4 responses to “Top Ten Reasons Sarah Palin Resigned

  1. JennY

    July 3, 2009 at 6:46 PM

    $100 says it’s another pregnant daughter.

  2. Donald

    July 4, 2009 at 12:47 PM

    Very good LOL!!!

  3. bullock

    July 23, 2009 at 2:12 PM

    Why are liberals, aka socialists, so afraid of Sarah Palin? They must be….they are always obsessing over her. Your man Zero won…..the American people lost. BTW, how is that hopey changey thing going? Has he made your house payment yet? Paid for the gas in your car? What a bunch of ignorant people this country has. They want the government to be their nanny. Very sad. Don’t forget…everything is cyclical. Also, you are not fit for Sarah Palin to wipe her feet on. Fat enough, just not fit enough.

  4. phayemuss

    July 23, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    I hope you didn’t hurt yourself trying to formulate a coherent sentence.


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