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The Great Consumer Vortex

23 Dec

Tattered Fabric: Fall River's Lizzie Borden

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Realizing I left two people out when I thought I had purchased for everyone, I readied myself for the onslaught and ventured into the The Great Consumer Vortex. After circling the Target parking lot for 9 rotations, I found a spot. I lingered and waited, like a hawk citing roadkill. When my front and his rear bumpers cleared, I claimed my space. While only 80 feet from the door, dodging sedans, SUV’s, pickups, skateboards, shopping carts, scooters, and random, racing toddlers, I crossed the Target threshold after 29 life-inhibiting minutes.

What to buy?, what to buy?.  I felt like a laptop reboot succumbing to the season: : “Let it load, let it load, let it load”. All cashier aisles were open, narry a small line amongst them. Ohhhhh    Mmmmmmm    Geeeee. I’ll be here all phuckin’ day. “What would Al Swearingin do?”, was my self-querry (I’ve been DVD-ing Deadwood of late)…

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Posted by on December 23, 2020 in Uncategorized

 

2 responses to “The Great Consumer Vortex

  1. Michael A Nofal

    January 8, 2021 at 4:46 PM

    Faye trying to reach you about a collectors plate of Lizzie I noticed you had sold 6 and 1 left if you still have it I d like to purchase …please advise Michael

     
    • phayemuss

      January 9, 2021 at 6:07 PM

      Sorry, but it was sold long ago. I have more stuff to dig out of storage and will do so in next month or so and put here for sale. Check back.

       

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